Bimbos

At the movies:
J1: Erm, do you realise something is quite wrong. How come the cinema rows in front are not taken up when it's supposed to be full house?
J2: Hhm I don't know leh. Yah hor a bit weird.
*pause*
J1: Eh, something's really weird. There's no one in sight unless I turn my head!
J2: Yah hor.
*pause*
J1: Are we in the correct theatre?
J2: I don't know? I followed you leh.
J1: Huh, I followed you leh.
*scrambles for ticket stub*
J2: Is the the correct number?
J1: I don't know leh I didn't check. I thought you were walking in front of me??
J2: I thought you were walking in front of me??
J1: Ok, let's get out of this place. CONFIRM WRONG.
J2: Ok.
J1: Like that very paiseh to walk out leh. Everybody will be staring at us, two idiots walking out from Row D.
J2: I thought you knew where you were walking leh!
J1: I thought you knew where you were walking lor!
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At a baking session:
J2: Eh, the muffins don't seem to be rising eh?
J1: I don't know? I never bake before. They're supposed to rise?
J2: The muffins I bake at home rise after a few minutes in the oven.
J1: No idea leh?
J2: Did you add baking soda?
J1: Erm, I don't think so?
J2: I thought you added?
J1: I thought you added?
J2: I thought I saw you adding something white?
J1: I thought the white thing was salt?
J2: I didn't add leh.
J1: I also never add.
*pause*
J1: Ok, let's get the muffins out of the oven.
J2: Then how to add in now?
J1: The recipe say 3 teaspoons right? We take 3 teaspoons divided by 10 muffins. Each muffin add 1/3 teaspoon soda lor.
J2: Can like that meh?
J1: Don't worry, everything is under control.
J2: You sure?
J1: Don't worry, everything is under control.
*pause*
J1: Next time, must remember NOT EVERYTHING WHITE IS BAKING SODA.